| Enid liquor stores lions probably hate it when they have to kill a water buffalo. I'd look real hard for a gazelle before messing with a water buffalo. You have to figure, as a lion, this is probably the only way I'm going to die is this huge thing kicking me. Then again, chasing that gazelle has got to stink. It's like a million degrees and I have to run and chase that thing? Can't there be an animal as harmless as a gazelle and as slow as a water buffalo? Maybe they'd have two legs and walk upright so I could see them real good. They should walk around like they own the place, and camp out near fire at night, so I can see them real good. |
